Motherhood Expectations vs. Reality

This week on Two Moms Too Much Coffee , Jhshell and Tempestt keep it extra real about what motherhood actually looks like—from blowouts in tan-leathered SUVs to the heartbreak of realizing “nap when the baby naps” is a straight-up lie. Tempestt shares the beauty of baby giggles and bouncer drama, while Jhshell recounts a poopocalypse that will make any mom feel seen.

Together, they break down the biggest myths they believed before becoming moms—like losing baby weight from breastfeeding, hitting milestones “on time”, and whether screen time is really that bad. Plus, they weigh in with honest, therapeutic insights from the front lines of parenting (and a tiny unsolicited Reddit rant to round it out).

Whether you’re a new parent, seasoned pro, or just love a solid mom chat with your iced matcha—this one’s for you.

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